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{"type":"standard","title":"Centro de Turismo Intramuros","displaytitle":"Centro de Turismo Intramuros","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q131394671","titles":{"canonical":"Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros","normalized":"Centro de Turismo Intramuros","display":"Centro de Turismo Intramuros"},"pageid":78418393,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Liza_Araneta_Marcos_and_Pich_Chanmony_in_2025_02.jpg/330px-Liza_Araneta_Marcos_and_Pich_Chanmony_in_2025_02.jpg","width":320,"height":218},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Liza_Araneta_Marcos_and_Pich_Chanmony_in_2025_02.jpg","width":1600,"height":1091},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281960285","tid":"4127f476-07f5-11f0-9092-a414efc355bf","timestamp":"2025-03-23T14:43:59Z","description":"History and art museum","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Centro_de_Turismo_Intramuros"}},"extract":"The Centro de Turismo Intramuros, or simply Centro de Turismo, is a tourist hub and museum located inside the reconstructed San Ignacio Church along Arzobispo Street, Intramuros, Manila. It was launched on June 9, 2024 by the First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos, together with other government officials, and was officially opened to the public on June 12, 2024. It features 8,000 artifacts, mostly ecclesiastical collections from the adjacent Museo de Intramuros.","extract_html":"
The Centro de Turismo Intramuros, or simply Centro de Turismo, is a tourist hub and museum located inside the reconstructed San Ignacio Church along Arzobispo Street, Intramuros, Manila. It was launched on June 9, 2024 by the First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos, together with other government officials, and was officially opened to the public on June 12, 2024. It features 8,000 artifacts, mostly ecclesiastical collections from the adjacent Museo de Intramuros.
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The Blithewold Mansion, Gardens and Arboretum is an arboretum of 13 hectares, located at 101 Ferry Road, Bristol, Rhode Island, midway between Newport and Providence, Rhode Island, on Bristol Harbor with views over Narragansett Bay. It includes a mansion, with a 4 hectares lawn and over 300 species of woody plants in its arboretum and gardens, including both native and exotic species.
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The Charenton Metro-Viaduct is a railroad girder bridge located in the French department of Val-de-Marne in the ÃŽle-de-France region. It links the communes of Charenton-